godela.ai
86/100Survived the roast
Godelagodela.ai
“We came to roast and mostly found things that work. Respect, reluctantly.”
Physics simulation · Seed · Full roast →
The Roast Wall
Every roast, ranked: the screengrab, the score it earned, and the finding that stung. Seeded with recent Y Combinator startups run through the same free engine, with no cherry-picking the scores.
Names are opt-in and reserved for scores of 80 and up · everyone else stays anonymous
10 roasts
si•••.com.au
84/100Survived the roast
si•••.com.au
“We came to roast and mostly found things that work. Respect, reluctantly.”
Business
pr•••.com.au
79/100Getting there
pr•••.com.au
“Close. The kind of close that's more annoying than being far away.”
Business
text.ai
73/100Getting there
Text.aitext.ai
“The copy is doing buzzword cardio: lots of movement, going nowhere in particular.”
Messaging AI · Seed · Full roast →
getcohesiveai.com
71/100Getting there
Cohesive AIgetcohesiveai.com
“Not one testimonial, review, or named customer on the page. Trust has nothing to hold onto.”
Lead generation · Seed · Full roast →
synthiolabs.com
68/100Getting there
Synthio Labssynthiolabs.com
“Close. The kind of close that's more annoying than being far away.”
Healthcare AI · Seed · Full roast →
mlop.ai
67/100Getting there
MLOPmlop.ai
“Your robots.txt blocks the AI crawlers. You've built a site AI physically cannot recommend.”
ML tooling · Seed · Full roast →
me•••.co
63/100Getting there
me•••.co
“Twelve portfolio entries and every one is called 'Data dashboard.' Someone forgot to write the actual case studies.”
SaaS
st•••.com
62/100Getting there
st•••.com
“22 different buttons compete for the click. None of them is winning.”
Business
docketqa.com
59/100Undercooked
DocketQAdocketqa.com
“7 different buttons compete for the click. None of them is winning.”
AI testing · Seed · Full roast →
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