Notes from the roasting bench
The patterns we keep finding across roasts, what they actually cost, and how to fix them. Written the way the findings are: specific, sourced, no filler.
- AI visibility21 July 20268 min read
Seven checks that decide whether ChatGPT can describe your product.
The AI-visibility lens, check by check: what each one looks for, what it costs you when it fails, and how to fix it this week.
Read it โ - The studio18 July 20265 min read
The roast tells you what's wrong. Someone still has to fix it.
Every audit ends with a roadmap and a question: who's doing this? Here's how Metamode picks up the work when a client would rather not run it themselves.
Read it โ - The Deep Roast15 July 20267 min read
A screenshot roast sees one page. The Deep Roast signs up to your product.
What actually happens during a Deep Roast: the funnel walked rather than guessed, every screen captured, and the whole teardown delivered in Figma.
Read it โ - The tool8 July 20265 min read
Your homepage, scored out of 100, including whether AI can read it at all.
What the free roast checks, why it's scored against a fixed rubric, and why the AI-visibility lens is the one no other roast tool runs.
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